'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
- 2014 (via forebidden)
how to get a thigh gap
- put a guys head between your legs
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option